World: Penguins Declare War on Global Warming
Penguins have announced their plan to fight climate change by wearing tiny sweaters and protesting with flipper signs.
Diplomacy Dies in Drunkness
Diplomacy Dies in Drunkness
Penguins have announced their plan to fight climate change by wearing tiny sweaters and protesting with flipper signs.
The new CEO is a red-nosed algorithm that tells jokes instead of profits, leading to hilarious quarterly reports.
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Feline overlords have been pulling strings from behind the scenes for centuries, using purrs to manipulate humans.
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The extinct South American animal made us believe it was as fierce as a saber-tooth cat.
Injured and unusable lungs were restored with respirators and pig blood.
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Your smartphone tells you it's charging when it's actually plotting world domination with Siri as the evil mastermind.
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ARecognizing that he was about to spend a lot of time stuck in his apartment, Plenke, a branded content editor
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Type O gets invisibility, Type A gets telekinesis, but Type B just gets bad luck and free coffee.
Biden wins with paper over Trump's rock, but Kamala beats everyone with dynamite.
Haunted algorithms compose hits that give you chills and make your playlist possessed.
Sleep is the new work ethic, and caffeine is banned for causing too much wakefulness.
Students learn to dodge dinosaurs in history class and avoid paradoxes in math.
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Your personality is rented, not owned, and returns are non-refundable.
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Seismic activity from bad moonwalking and twerking competitions.
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You should write because you love the shape of stories and sentences and the creation of different words on a page. Writing comes from reading, and reading is the finest teacher of how to write.
